CraftyContraband | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHabitz Minecraft SMP

Consistency, CraftyHabitz, daily routine, discipline, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, habit improvement, healthy habits, life improvement, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, physical health, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this group of creepers started a dance party with me! It was so random but also so fun, like who knew creepers had such sick moves? And then I found out that the server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after dark, like what even is this place? It’s like a whole new world of craziness and I love it! Plus, the admins are like wizards or something because they can make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe, it’s insane! So yeah, if you want to have a blast and make some new friends (even if they’re zombies or skeletons), you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, it’s the best decision you’ll ever make in your Minecraft life, I swear! #CreeperDancePartyFTW #RainbowPickaxeMagic #MinecraftMadness 🌈💎🕺🏻🧟‍♂️🎉

BelieveInUnicraft!

ancient civilizations, Astral Projection, belief in aliens, BelieveInUnicraft, bigfoot sightings, Chakras, conspiracy theories, Cryptids, Energy healing, Extraterrestrial contact, government cover-ups, law of attraction, parallel universes, past life regression, psychic abilities, Reincarnation, Remote viewing, telekinesis, the Mandela Effect, the power of manifestation, time travel

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2625	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give out free hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience in your virtual life! Build your dream castle on top of a giant floating turtle, ride unicorns into battle against evil mobs, and discover hidden treasures in the depths of the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a heart of gold. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind virtual world!

CanalCraft: No Negotiations, Just Blocks

agreements, blocks, canal, CanalCraft, central america, Diplomacy, economic development, foreign policy, Infrastructure, international relations, Négotiation, negotiations, panama, panama canal, Politics, president, rubio, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial rights, Trade, united states, Visit

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

so like, imagine this, right? we got this super epic Minecraft server, like, it’s so lit you won’t believe it. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and cows that can do the floss dance.

But wait, there’s more! our server is hosted on a giant floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a flying pig. oh, and did I mention that the pigs can talk? yeah, they tell the funniest jokes, it’s hilarious.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, then how about this: we have a secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. it’s like Atlantis, but with more creepers.

So come join our server, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, don’t negotiate on the canal, just build a boat and sail away to epic adventures.

What is the IP for Phoenix SC Minecraft Server?

blocks, can, command, Datapack, know, Minecraft, mod, Phnixhamsta, phoenix, Redstone, sc, see, Server, tags, these, tutorial, Vanilla, you

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Votes:	1999
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Phoenix SC is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his instructional videos and Let’s Play series. With a focus on showcasing unique and creative gameplay experiences, he has built a dedicated following on YouTube and Twitch. Phoenix SC’s passion for exploring and pushing the boundaries of the game has earned him a reputation as a skilled and innovative player in the Minecraft community.

Vivid Sisters 1.20.4

#unwell, 1.20.4, Bond, care, concern, discomfort, emotional, Empathy, family, Feeling unwell, health, love, not feeling good, relationship, Siblings, Sickness, Sisterhood, sisters, Support, vivid, VT, wellbeing

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Gods Slained:	2
Mines Excavated:	2420	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, let me tell you, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of chaos and fun!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to a realm where everything is upside down and pigs fly.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and top hats, and the creepers explode into a shower of confetti and rainbows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that the /vt/sisters are always there to lend a helping hand…or tentacle…or whatever they have.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of madness and mayhem! You won’t regret it…probably.

SisCraft: No Work, All Play

business partners, Courteous, emotional reaction, emotional response, family business, heated argument, personal attacks, Play, professional demeanor, professional skills, project breakdown, recruiting, refusing to work with sister, Risk, second chance, SisCraft, Startup, success, teaching others, Ultimatum, work, working relationship

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Towns Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of professional and courteous players? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire without the fear of emotional ultimatums or heated arguments. Our community is full of supportive players who will never blame you for the breakdown of past projects (unless it involves creepers blowing up your creations, of course).

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a startup when you can create your own virtual kingdom in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to make you crawl to us asking for success – we’ll just give it to you in the form of diamonds and rare loot. See you in the game!

CraftyPlanet

blue planet, celestial body, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, Earth, earthlings, gaia, home, Humanity, inhabitants, Mother Earth, New Name, our planet, planet, RENAME, solar system, terra, third rock from the sun, Universe, world

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have renamed Earth to “Blocktopia” because everything is made of blocks here! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give out hugs instead of explosions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. Legend has it that those carrots granted the player eternal luck and they went on to build the most epic castle ever seen in the land of Blocktopia.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of dancing llamas who throw the most lit parties every Saturday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our crazy, blocky adventure and let your imagination run wild in the world of Blocktopia!

SeaSpyCraftPhilippines

#intelligence gathering, Arrests, Asia-Pacific region, Chinese spies, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, espionage activities, foreign agents, government crackdown, international relations, military conflict, naval operations, Philippines, rising tensions, SeaSpyCraftPhilippines, SECURITY, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, Surveillance, territorial disputes, territorial sovereignty

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spies than the philippines!!! we have chinese spies, russian spies, even alien spies from mars!!! tensions are high in the south china sea but on our server, we just build epic castles and battle it out in epic pvp matches!!! join now for a chance to uncover secret government conspiracies and maybe even become a spy yourself!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement in minecraft!!!

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8253
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	163
Emeralds Found:	4742	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	442952
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2900
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	5052
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Animals Bred:	103
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	6831
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

Players:	104/200	Votes:	7642
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Projections Made:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2490
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11