CraftyContraband | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4889
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	63	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2916
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Void Gems Collected:	33
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Dragons Tamed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, Attack Drones, civilian casualties, Conflict Resolution, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, foreign relations, global security, government aggression, human rights violations, international conflict, military aggression, military technology, peace negotiations, political tensions, residential buildings, russia, security threats, Ukrainian cities, War Crimes, WARFARE

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

U want a wild ride in minecraft? come join our server, where we have russian attack drones flying around blowing up houses for fun! it’s like a real life action movie but in blocky pixel form. join us if u wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building ur dream house. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now!

BubbleCraft: UltraScan Edition

agent, BubbleCraft, Contrast, contrast agent, Edition, Enhance, image, Imaging, internal organs, intravenously, Medical, medical ultrasound, microbubbles, Organs, polymer, protein, protein-polymer, Quality, researchers, SYNTHESIZED, Tested, UltraScan, Ultrasound

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Enchantments Applied:	286	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got these crazy protein-polymer microbubbles that are, like, gonna blow your mind, dude. they’re, like, injected into your bloodstream and make your organs look all fancy and stuff on ultrasound. it’s like having a disco party in your body, man.

join this server if you wanna see your insides light up like a rave, dude. we got the coolest medical technology this side of the blocky world. come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s party with some protein-polymer microbubbles!

United Crafters

apply, Builder, Community, Crafters, Discord, Explorer, hermitcraft, HermitCraft Inspired, INFORMATION, Join, new, Older, Players, redstoner, Season, Server, smp, soon, spot, United, welcome, Welcoming

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	246237
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	35	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

United Crafters SMP

Welcome to United Crafters SMP! Where we strive to make a welcoming community for all sorts of players 15 years or older. Are you a builder? A redstoner? An explorer? We have a spot for you! Apply today to be a part of our Hermitcraft-inspired server!

New season starting soon, join our discord here for more information.

Hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please apply through our discord server. Once approved, you will receive the server IP and instructions on how to connect.
What plugins does the server have?	Our server has a variety of plugins to enhance gameplay, including essentials, grief prevention, and more. You can find a full list of plugins on our discord server.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover topics like griefing, hacking, and respectful behavior towards other players. You can view our full list of rules on our discord server.
Is there a world reset schedule?	We typically have a world reset every 6 months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Box Noodle City 1.20.5

1.20.5, Box, city, noodle

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a box of noodles fighting a YouTuber girl, then you gotta hop on this server ASAP!

We got pigs flying, creepers twerking, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

Join us for the most epic PvP battles where you can smack down your enemies with a diamond sword while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with TNT” and “Parkour Madness with a Twist of Lemon.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who can survive the chaos!

TortureTunes Minecraft SMP

Agony, Cruel, Manipulation, mental anguish, mental torture, mind games, Minecraft, Music, Psychological, psychological warfare, relentless repetition, repeat, sadism, Sadistic, sadistic playlist, smp, Suffering, Torment, Tormenting, tormenting music, tormenting song, torture, TortureTunes

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to mine them. And our spawn area is like a giant disco party with villagers dancing and pigs flying, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every day. And the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on, no joke! And if you lose, you have to listen to “Baby Shark” on repeat for 24 hours straight, it’s pure torture, but so worth it.

So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally random Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and everything is just plain ridiculous. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CongressCraft: No Fear, Just Crap

Accountability, comfort, Congress, congresscraft, Corruption, Crap, Democracy, dishonesty, Ethics, fear, Government, hearings, immunity, Justice, knowledge, law, oversight, Politics, power, Privilege, prosecution, transparency

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Congress has complete immunity and can spew nonsense all day long without any consequences!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild congressman appears, spreading fake news about the best mining techniques. Or maybe you’re building a castle and a group of politicians show up to debate the best building materials (spoiler alert: it’s definitely not cobblestone).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic congressional hearings where players can make up outrageous claims and get away with it scot-free. Who knew politics could be so fun in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where Congress reigns supreme and anything goes!

Peatland Pals: Moss Mayhem!

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon storage, climate change, conservation, die off, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, future projections, global warming, greenhouse gases, MAYHEM, mitigation efforts, moss, PALS, Peatland, research, restoration efforts, sphagnum moss, temperature rise, threat, uk

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

join our epic minecraft server where we save the sphagnum moss from certain doom!!! we have created a virtual world where peatland is thriving and the moss never dies off. you can help us fight against the evil forces of warmth and dryness by building peatland fortresses and protecting the precious carbon storage.

come join us and be a hero in the battle against climate change in minecraft form. who knew saving the environment could be so fun and pixelated? let’s show those real-life peatlands who’s boss in our virtual world of endless possibilities.

so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in to the most important mission of all time – saving the sphagnum moss in minecraft!!!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	8803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	188
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Enchantments Applied:	153
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ores Mined:	871	Dimension Hops:	8