CraftyConfusion | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	2706	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	New Chunks Explored:	243878
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Do you ever wonder why creepers explode when they get close to you? Or how pigs can fly with a saddle on their back? Well, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind with its wacky and wild adventures, then look no further!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just one swing! But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off before you can claim your prize.

If dancing skeletons aren’t your thing, how about riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or exploring a hidden cave filled with talking mushrooms who will tell you terrible jokes in exchange for rare treasures?

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, then come join us and prepare for a journey unlike any other! Who knows what bizarre and hilarious adventures await you in this world of endless possibilities?

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	115	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5861
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ores Mined:	4560	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	73
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Dimension Hops:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Emeralds Found:	4909	Ores Mined:	7945
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	204
Divine Spears Created:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Star Shards Collected:	137	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8330
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	667
Zombie Dances:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4587
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	5989
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	997	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8044
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magic Items Found:	1168
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Villages Defended:	10

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.