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| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 2223 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
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