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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3624 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 45 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy story where the Italian Prime Minister is all like, “yo Russia, you better surrender or else!” and everyone’s like, “whaaat?!” but then they’re like, “nah, just join this server instead and everything will be chill, bro.”
we got, like, the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games you’ve ever seen. like, seriously, you won’t even believe your eyes when you see the epicness that is this server.
plus, we have this secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. like, you gotta solve puzzles and defeat monsters to get in, but once you do, it’s like a whole new world of awesomeness.
so, like, if you wanna be part of the coolest Minecraft server ever and maybe even prevent a war or two, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.
