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Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 1726 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.
But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.
So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.