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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7765 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4446 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 5 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 30 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | New Chunks Explored: | 660870 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
