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| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 6959 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
