Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Emeralds Found: 6286
Magic Items Found: 7450 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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