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| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5176 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
so, like, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the craziest place ever. we got pigs flying around, like actual flying pigs. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.
one time, we had a giant chicken invade the server. it was clucking up a storm and laying diamond eggs everywhere. we all got rich, bro.
oh, and the villagers? they’re all secretly ninjas. they’ll sneak up on you and steal your diamonds, but in a really cool, ninja-like way.
also, our admin is a talking cat who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. no joke. it’s wild.
so, yeah, if you wanna have a good time and experience some seriously wacky stuff, you gotta join this server. it’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and stuff.
