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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 6440 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
so, like, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the craziest place ever. we got pigs flying around, like actual flying pigs. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.
one time, we had a giant chicken invade the server. it was clucking up a storm and laying diamond eggs everywhere. we all got rich, bro.
oh, and the villagers? they’re all secretly ninjas. they’ll sneak up on you and steal your diamonds, but in a really cool, ninja-like way.
also, our admin is a talking cat who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. no joke. it’s wild.
so, yeah, if you wanna have a good time and experience some seriously wacky stuff, you gotta join this server. it’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and stuff.
