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| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 7142 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 51 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
so, like, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the craziest place ever. we got pigs flying around, like actual flying pigs. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.
one time, we had a giant chicken invade the server. it was clucking up a storm and laying diamond eggs everywhere. we all got rich, bro.
oh, and the villagers? they’re all secretly ninjas. they’ll sneak up on you and steal your diamonds, but in a really cool, ninja-like way.
also, our admin is a talking cat who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. no joke. it’s wild.
so, yeah, if you wanna have a good time and experience some seriously wacky stuff, you gotta join this server. it’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and stuff.
