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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 9619 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
so, like, u gotta join this server, man. it’s like, the craziest place ever. we got pigs flying around, like actual flying pigs. and the creepers? oh man, they do the macarena before they blow up. it’s hilarious.
one time, we had a giant chicken invade the server. it was clucking up a storm and laying diamond eggs everywhere. we all got rich, bro.
oh, and the villagers? they’re all secretly ninjas. they’ll sneak up on you and steal your diamonds, but in a really cool, ninja-like way.
also, our admin is a talking cat who can shoot lasers out of its eyes. no joke. it’s wild.
so, yeah, if you wanna have a good time and experience some seriously wacky stuff, you gotta join this server. it’s like a circus on steroids, but with blocks and stuff.
