CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, this minecraft server is lit af, like seriously you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

one time, a player built a giant rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon, and when they got there they found a secret disco party with all the mobs busting a move.

also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the best parties, trust me.

plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to shoot lasers out of your eyes.

so yeah, come join our minecraft server, it’s gonna blow your mind. and maybe your house up too, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Gods Slained:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	147

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Emeralds Found:	1006	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	607561	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ores Mined:	4878
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8989	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4650	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Farms Harvested:	837
Void Armor Forged:	12	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	227	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mingul

Mingul is a community server, with all the fun and games you need.

The friendly staff are ready to welcome you to Mingul, along with all the other players.

We currently have Spleef, Capture The Flag and Mob Arena to liven things up.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lickwim

Anarchy, Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Towny

Come check out our geopolitical political server! real time updating unmapped with player locations and the world map! we would love if you came to check it out! We host events VERY often!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	8019
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Buildings Constructed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

IronCraft

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Its Cracked server You Can Have Fun Don’t Ask For Staf Play SkyBlock Or KitPvp, Survival, Creative Don’t use bad words if you will need help ask to staf members

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minegaiden IV

Locked in a deadly war, two nations battle it out for the right to live. Fight your way through the no-man’s land known as pville, full of the most bloodthirsty players imaginable. Ally with either the Cuboizoid or Blockadon nation and carry out strategically planned attacks against your enemy cities. Make allies and enemies amung the population, while leveling up your stats, earning money, and making a name for yourself. An amazing server box, and extremely high connection speed ensures there is no lag. Immature players are filtered out by a unique and very effective system. Minegaiden is a daycare center. Regular events, battles, and staging areas fill Minegaiden with plenty of things to do. Mature, professional staff, website, and chat provide the highest level of support. Towny, Bloodmoon, In-game recipes, Dynamic map, and LOADS of features makes Minegaiden a comfortable, user-friendly, simple, and fulfilling gaming experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	119
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!