CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Game Over, Steve!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	225
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Potions Brewed:	137

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchantments Applied:	99
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

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Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Bois Club

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchantments Applied:	139	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3318
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	73922	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Granny’s Creeper Paradise

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Looking for a wild time this Saturday? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We throw the craziest parties in the virtual world, with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and endermen DJs spinning the hottest tracks. You’ll never want to leave once you see our firework displays and giant cake towers. Trust us, you won’t find a better party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Farms Harvested:	273
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Crafty Colonists Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the Kid Warden! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Imagine a world where you can pirate DLCs before deciding if they’re worth it! Who does that? We do! And the best part is, the Book is a must-read for all gamers and game devs. Trust us, it’s a life-changing experience.

Now, if you’re a fan of Dwarf Fortress, sorry, you’re not welcome here. But fear not, we have mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman that will blow your mind! Cube them and never look back, my friend.

Looking for some helpful links? We got you covered! From where to buy Tynan’s book to the latest Rimworld patch notes, we have it all. And if you’re new and wondering which mods to get, check out our handy pastebin guide.

But wait, there’s more! Use Rimpy for managing your mods and follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember, the Kid Warden is watching!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Zombie Dances:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Buildings Constructed:	17	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HyundaiCraft: Where Cars and Blocks Collide!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more Hyundai cars than you can shake a pickaxe at! Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you can drive around in style in your very own Hyundai Veloster with diamond rims!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Hyundai Santa Fe, rumored to have magical powers that can help you defeat the Ender Dragon with just a flick of the turn signal!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride around in a Hyundai Elantra that shoots fireworks out of its exhaust pipe every time you hit a speed boost pad? Only on our server, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of driving a Hyundai in Minecraft like never before. Who needs horses when you have a fleet of Hyundai cars at your disposal?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mines Excavated:	3099
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty JJKs – Channel 257

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner sorcerer and become the King of Curses! Join now to experience epic battles against the most skilled sorcerers of all time, and maybe even face off against some brats who can hit you with black flashes like it’s nobody’s business.

Imagine facing off against a brat who can hit you with not one, not two, but SEVEN black flashes in a row! And that’s not all – there’s a dude in a mask summoning dragons, just to add to the chaos. But fear not, because on this server, you can defend yourself with slashes, dismantles, and point blank cleaves – even if they seem to do absolutely nothing against these black flash wielding maniacs.

So if you’re ready for a challenge like no other, join our server and show off your sorcery skills. Who knows, you might even become the next King of Curses! Just watch out for those sneaky black flashes – they’ll get you when you least expect it. Let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6949	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty McCraftface: Server No. 917126159 LOLz

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🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh till you cry? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land filled with talking animals and dancing trees. They were tasked with building a giant statue of a potato, but little did they know, the potato was actually a secret portal to a realm of infinite diamonds!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who can bust a move like no other. Join us and witness the epic dance-offs between the Disco Sheep and the Funky Chickens. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Click the link and join our server now for a crazy good time! 🎉🐑🕺

Join now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Crops Grown:	4150	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Beijing Buggies: Minecraft Madness!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise NOT to spy on you 24/7 like those sneaky car companies! We don’t want everything you do in the game recorded and sent to any servers, especially not to the CCP in Beijing. Plus, we definitely don’t want to support the Chinese economy, unless they start accepting diamonds as currency!

Come join us for a wild ride where you can build, explore, and troll your friends without any worries of being watched by Big Brother. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who value their privacy and want to have a good time without any shady business going on behind the scenes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s create some epic memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Counting Co.

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the WILDEST adventures and meet the COOLEST players in the blocky universe!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the RAREST diamonds in the land, guarded by a fierce army of DERPY chickens. But beware, these chickens have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties when no one is looking!

Our server is also home to the CRAZIEST roller coaster ever built in Minecraft. Strap yourself in and prepare for a ride that will make your stomach do backflips and your character scream for mercy!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a secret underground base filled with MYSTERIOUS treasures and guarded by a pack of FLUFFY bunnies with a taste for adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see how many times you can experience the MAGIC of our server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	757
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Emeralds Found:	6599	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	421
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26