CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MommyIssuesCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of endless possibilities and adventure!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens and riding on unicorn pigs across the rainbow plains.

Our server is so awesome that even players without a girlfriend will find their mommy issues adorable and charming. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come on and join us, because on our server, being a manchild is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Let’s build some epic pixel art and have a blast together. See you in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	8268
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Void Gems Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Mod Drama Mine: Where Mods Work Hard and Players Complain Harder

appreciation, Backlash, Community, Complain, Conflict, criticism, Dedication, Drama, fair mods, forum, HARD, hard work, hard-working, Harder, hate, internet, jannies, misunderstanding, mod, Moderators, Mods, online behavior, Players, Respect, Support, Toxicity, UNFAIR, work

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where the mods and jannies are as rare as diamonds in the game! But don’t worry, they’re not just rare, they’re also hard working and fair – which is why everyone hates them so much! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly trolled by our mischievous staff members who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mines Excavated:	4011
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Pixel Pals: Taco Tuesdays & Spanish Senoritas

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chicas espanolas rule the land! Join us for a wild adventure filled with paella parties, flamenco dance-offs, and siesta breaks in our luxurious virtual world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a group of friendly chicas espanolas who taught him how to build the most epic sangria fountain you’ve ever seen. From that day on, he never wanted to leave!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride llamas dressed in traditional Spanish attire, explore ancient tapas caves filled with hidden treasures, and even challenge the legendary matador boss to a duel.

So what are you waiting for? Join our chicas espanolas Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. ¡Vamos!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

NorwegianNoobs Minecraft – Where Even Boring Norwegians Can Have Fun!

Boring, comedy, Communication, Conan, Cultural differences, culture, Entertainment, Fun, humor, introverted, material, Minecraft, Nords, NorwegianNoobs, norwegians, Perception, Personality, Reserved, Scandinavia, social norms, Stereotypes, talk show, television

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll never be bored like those boring Norwegians! Join us and experience a world where things just flow like nowhere else.

Are you tired of bland Nordic personalities? Well, on our server, you’ll encounter outrageously entertaining players from all over the world who will keep you laughing and having a great time!

Join now and discover why our server is the ultimate destination for Minecraft players who want to escape the boring and embrace the absurdly awesome!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	1836	Chimeras Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Hololive Dropout Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs drop Hololive instead of regular loot! Join us for a wild adventure where you can collect virtual idols while fighting off creepers and zombies.

Our server is so crazy that even she is considering leaving Hololive and joining us instead. Who wouldn’t want to trade in virtual fame for a chance to mine diamonds and build epic structures?

Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly unique and hilarious. See you in the world of Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Divine Spears Created:	27	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PiggyCraft: Where PS2 JARPIGS Go to Die

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Welcome to our Minecraft server that is better than any PS2 JARPIGS! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to fight me! Why should you join our server, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely and poop diamonds – Who needs boring old horses when you can ride a majestic unicorn that leaves a trail of diamonds wherever it goes?
Zombie pigs that breakdance – Forget about regular old zombie pigs, ours have some sick dance moves that will leave you in awe.
Secret underground disco parties – Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive underground disco parties where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.
Talking creepers that tell jokes – Creepers may be known for exploding, but ours have a sense of humor and love to tell jokes to keep you entertained.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Mom’s Basement: Where Mama Died and Creepers Cry

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and never left. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn named Sparkles. Legend has it that they never remarried and will be buried next to their beloved in-game pet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also political because we believe family is important and we must protect it from those pesky commies trying to destroy everything we hold dear. Join us in the fight against the forces of evil and build a fortress to defend your loved ones.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and create your own epic stories to tell for generations to come. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Thanks for listening to my server pitch, Anons. I won’t be checking for replies because I have lots of things to do, like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Love (You) guys!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Enchantments Applied:	145
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Animals Bred:	116	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyBag – Blue Archive Shenanigans #5191

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, fun, and memes!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of creepers starts dancing the floss! Or how about building a castle with your friends, only to have it turn into a giant cake that shoots fireworks every hour on the hour?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bunch, a group of players who have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but carrots and potatoes! Join them on their quest to build the tallest tower made entirely of cheese!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a part of our wacky community. See you in the game!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Void Armor Forged:	27
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dragon-Free Zone: Govt. vs Mythical Creatures Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, cover up, Creatures, DragonFree, dragons, Exterminate, Extinction, FANTASY, folklore, Government, Govt, Legends, magical beings, Minecraft, Mystery, Mythical, mythical animals, Mythical Beasts, mythical beings, mythical creatures, mythical creatures extinct, pegasus, Server, Supernatural, unicorns, Zone

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the government decided to go on a wild rampage and exterminate all the dragons, Pegasus, unicorns, and other mythical creatures! But don’t worry, they missed a few and now they roam freely in our world.

Join us for epic battles against fire-breathing dragons, majestic Pegasus flying through the sky, and adorable unicorns prancing around. Who knows, you might even be able to tame one and ride it into battle!

So come on in and experience the chaos and madness of a world where mythical creatures run amok, thanks to the government’s failed extermination attempt. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8680
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	41

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Lootbox Llama Land

Addictive, Anime, Anime Community, Anime Series, anime thread, BETTING, Casino, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, gambling, gambling addiction, gambling anime, gambling anime thread, high stakes, japanese animation, Land, Llama, lootbox, Manga, online discussion, Risk, Thread, Thrill

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of gambling anime thread like never before!

Join us and embark on a journey filled with loot boxes that contain rare items inspired by your favorite anime characters. Will you strike it rich with a diamond sword or will you end up with a stack of rotten flesh? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground casino where you can test your luck in games of chance. Will you walk away with a mountain of diamonds or will you lose it all in a game of creeper roulette? Only time will tell!

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just become the wealthiest player in all of Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

4ChanCraft: Where SV-HO rules and memes run wild!

4chanCraft, 4kanalen, b.., bättre förut, Breva, chatt, Community, debatt, digitalt, Diskussion, forum, humor, internet, memes, nostalgi.., ONLINE, rules, RUN, samhälle, skvaller, SV-HO, SVHO, Teknik, tråden, troll, Wild

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes. Only the bravest of players can defeat this mighty beast and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with zombie villagers and skeletons showing off their best moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Remember, on our server, anything is possible.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Freedom Land: Where Pixels Speak Louder Than Words

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Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you can finally experience true freedom of speech…unlike those poor Americans! Join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild as you build, mine, and troll to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can roast your friends in the chat, create dank memes in pixel form, and even start a virtual revolution against the oppressive mods (just kidding, we love our mods…mostly).

So why settle for pretending to have free speech when you can actually have it on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join Enna as she builds the most epic structures while vlogging her adventures! Or team up with Millie as she creates pixel art masterpieces that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Join forces with the legendary Nina (who has graduated from Minecraft University with honors) as she streams her epic battles against Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses! And don’t forget to follow Reimu as she takes on the Nether like a boss and builds the most insane redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen!

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks to dominate the game, check out Ethyria Essentials for all the insider info you need to become a Minecraft master! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! #CreeperLife #BuildingLikeABoss #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ores Mined:	8262
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CraftyThreads LOLz

19, CraftyThreads, lolz, long trail, Thread, thread 19

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and loot. But beware, because the dungeon was also home to a giant chicken that would attack anyone who dared to enter!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a floating island where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs? Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a custom plugin that turns all the mobs into dancing llamas every full moon. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Star Shards Collected:	286
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Trannies in the City

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can join in on the craziest adventures! Imagine a world where trannies are protesting in NYC and you come across someone without a face covering. Instead of just minding your own business, you can yell and call them a Zionist, flip them off and call them a nazi, and even call them a fascist! Who knows what other wild encounters you’ll have on this server! Join now for a ridiculously good time!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3