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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9442 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Crops Grown: | 5140 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Votes: | 9583 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs and battle zombie llamas with your trusty diamond-studded banana sword. Don’t forget to collect unicorn poop for extra points!
So why wait? Join us now and become the ultimate Ukrainian nazi in the Minecraft universe. Who knew being politically incorrect could be so much fun?