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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4741 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 17 |
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so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.