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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 4716 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 25 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
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