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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 6220 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 472105 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 27 |
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