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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 3316 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
Love Letters Sent: | 19 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 9 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 81 |
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