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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, totally wild, dude. You gotta join because, like, all the cool kids are there. And, like, the best part is that it’s run by a bunch of llamas who wear top hats and monocles. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in fancy clothes.

But wait, there’s more! The server is located on a floating island in the sky, and the only way to get there is by riding a giant rainbow unicorn. And once you’re there, you can build whatever you want, like a castle made entirely out of cheese or a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

Oh, and did I mention that every hour, a giant disco ball drops from the sky and everyone has to break out their best dance moves? It’s like a party 24/7 on this server, man.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a squirrel on a sugar rush, then you gotta come hang out with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, the llamas give out free hugs. How can you say no to that?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455
Towns Built:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	268	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	88
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Runes Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Mines Excavated:	1452	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7779	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Farms Harvested:	804
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mines Excavated:	1080	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	769
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Zombie Dances:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!