Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Q1X.RU Minecraft server

accessible, Anarchy, building, Community, freedom, Friends, Fun, ideas, Minecraft, multiplayer, No Donations, no privates, No Rules, player-driven, Safety, Sandbox, Server, Survival, TEAM

The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

1.181.21.1, Builds, Challenges, common sense, Community, Discord, endlessly, Environment, Events, family friendly, Farms, landscapes, multiplayer, MVPS, Plugins, Property, real, regulations, rules, scam, smp, Survival, Trade, Veteran, villagers, wealth

Eternity SMP [SMP]

Server Address	eternitysmp.net
Version	1.18 – 1.21.1

About Us:

Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

Features:

Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
Land Claims: Protect your builds
Teams: Collaborate with other players

Server Rules:

Respect others’ builds and property
No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
Build 500+ blocks from spawn
Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
Optimize farms for server performance
PvP only in designated areas
Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
No exploits or unauthorized mods
Follow item/mob farm regulations
Help new players; don’t scam
Use common sense

Join Our Community:

We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Farms Harvested:	568
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Towns Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

advice, award, Communication, compassion, counseling, encouragement, family, intervention, kill, kill myself, long tail, love, mental health, Minecraft, mom, self harm, smp, SUICIDE, Support, tags, Therapy, told, told me, Understanding

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Animals Bred:	131	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RebelRecruitMC Server

allegations, Canada, Conspiracy, controversy, Corruption, Employee, fake news, Former Rebel News, Journalism, Media, News, Politics, Propaganda, REBEL MEDIA, RebelRecruitMC, recruited, rt, russia, scandal, Server, SUPREME COURT, Whistleblower

So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Craft, definitive end to war, diplomatic breakthrough, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic summit, global peace, international diplomacy, international relations, peace agreement, peace declaration, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, peace treaty, Peaceful, Second Peace Summit, war cessation, war ending, war resolution, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Mines Excavated:	2135	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CowTopia

Survival, Vanilla

Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

Abilities, Adventure, Alliance, Allowed, aurelia, Biomes, Builder, Character, Community, Contribution, Discord, Explorer, Immersive, Kingdoms, Land, landscapes, Minecraft, MinecraftMadness, Other, Peasants, pixelated, Ready, rule, Skills, smp, Structures, Swords, TOWN, warrior, Whitelisted

Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

Overview
Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join Aurelia?	You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
Is Aurelia suitable for all ages?	Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
Can I create my own town in Aurelia?	Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia?	Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
Is there a Discord server for Aurelia?	Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

25th anniversary, 271149074, 271185215, 271219294, Craft, Five days remain, Minecraft, Server, Tales, Ten Storytime, Two-player mahjong, Volume 10, Volume 11, Volume 12, Volume 13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	467109
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, arousal, BDSM, dft, dirty talk, Discord, Domination, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish talk, fetishes, jerk off, kink, late night snack run, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual exploration, smp, Submission, taboo, Talky

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Love Letters Sent:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	900	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

ToiletTroubleMC

Accommodation, Boundaries, bowel issues, Communication, compromise, Crohn’s disease, dramatic, family, flare up, health, Hotel, INCONVENIENCE, maintenance, mother-in-law, plumber, quality of life, Repair, TOILET, ToiletTroubleMC, Understanding

Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PixelBodyMakeover

body acceptance, body changes, body confidence, body dissatisfaction, body dysmorphia, body enhancements, body ideals, body image, body insecurities, body modifications, body positivity, body standards, Body transformation, cosmetic surgery, fitness goals, personal growth, physical appearance, PixelBodyMakeover, self improvement, self-acceptance, weight loss

Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Divine Spears Created:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GammaMc

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Decade, Experience, Factions, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Legendary, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, online gaming, Passionate players, Server, Skyblock, Survival, top tier

1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crops Grown:	3219
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	829769	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

STWForALL

Beta, Cross-Play, Minecraft, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Realm, STWForALL, Survival

Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5892
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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