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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1607 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2806 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Are you tired of lazy daughters who can’t even bring down their own plates or clean the toilets in a timely manner? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing lazier than our players is the AI villagers.
We have a special quest where you have to fetch Tim Hortons coffee for your virtual daughter every Sunday and Monday – just like real life! And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you forget to bring down your virtual plate after eating. In fact, we encourage it!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual laziness like never before. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where being lazy is not only accepted, but encouraged? Join now and let the laziness begin!
