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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8870 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Are you tired of lazy daughters who can’t even bring down their own plates or clean the toilets in a timely manner? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where the only thing lazier than our players is the AI villagers.
We have a special quest where you have to fetch Tim Hortons coffee for your virtual daughter every Sunday and Monday – just like real life! And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you forget to bring down your virtual plate after eating. In fact, we encourage it!
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual laziness like never before. Who needs real life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where being lazy is not only accepted, but encouraged? Join now and let the laziness begin!
