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| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 4225 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 273 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the responsible adult you are! Unlike some universities in Texas, we won’t hold your hand through every little thing. Need help with your FAFSA? Sorry, we’re not going to fill in the blanks for you like a screenshot-loving student. And if your ID is expired, tough luck – even if you’re a football recruit, we still need a valid ID!
But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.
So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!
