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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4995 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.
So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!