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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 8578 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Votes: | 9269 |
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