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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1182 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
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