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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4502 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
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