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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 856 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
so, like, u know how u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place, bro. first of all, we got this crazy rule where u gotta declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’ to get in. like, what even is that, amirite? but hey, if u wanna play on the best server ever, u gotta follow the rules, man.
plus, we got this legend about a player who found a secret diamond mine deep in the caves. they say if u find it, u become the richest player on the server. but be careful, cuz there’s also rumors of a creeper army guarding the treasure.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams around the spawn area? he’s like the server mascot or something. so if u wanna hang out with a cool pig and declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’, then this is the place for u, my dude. join now and let the epicness begin!
