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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 2367 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 439407 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground society of pandas who control the economy! that’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, our currency is bamboo!
we also have a special event every week where players have to navigate through a maze filled with angry chickens throwing eggs at you. if you make it to the end, you get a special prize of a golden carrot that gives you super speed for 10 minutes.
oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly villager who only speaks in memes? he’s always trying to sell you cursed items like a pickaxe that turns all blocks into obsidian or a potion that makes you dance uncontrollably for an hour.
so come join us on our wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and the pandas, they’re pretty strict about the bamboo).
