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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1711	Divine Spears Created:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Star Shards Collected:	246

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	6485	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info

Miccraft

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Crops Grown:	4740	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Love Letters Sent:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44

“Welcome to miccraft.com!

Our community enjoys a fun, lag free experience thanks to our dedicated, high performance, server housed in a data centre for high bandwidth and unparalleled 24/7 reliability.

We host a friendly community of players with great staff who actively participate in making the playing experience fun and enjoyable for all players. As a result, we have implemented many of your ideas making this the best, community oriented, server.

Our server is semi-vanilla, we only use plugging that adds to the vanilla experience without being intrusive or ruining the vanilla experience. These include: ·Land Claims: This protects all your hard work from greifers. ·Shops: This makes selling and trading easier and more convenient ·TPA: This allows you to play near your friends and to build your own community within our server. ·Wild: This allows you to play far away from anyone else… should this be what you wish.

Give us a try and let us know what you think… you’ll see why people come and stay with us :)”

server1.miccraft.com

Neocrafters

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival Games

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3459
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Votes:	2913	Gods Slained:	2

A server where the main aspect is quality! A large list of online mini-games for the enjoyment of all users who do not have a Preminum account within reach. Mc.neocrafters.es YOUR ONLINE SERVER 24 HOURS A DAY!

mc.neocrafters.es

Minemora Server

Creative, KitPvP, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

IP: mc.minemora.net It is an independent Minecraft server created with the aim of entertaining players in its different game modes. We invite you to connect with us and enjoy this wonderful Server This is a serivor with the modalities of: – Survival – Skywars – The Hunger Games – KitPvP

mc.minemora.net

Impeerium minecraft server

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

The newly started minecraft server in Estonia, which offers a lot of fun gaming experiences, kindly accepts the suggestions offered by the players and, if there are good ideas, implements them.

mc.impeerium-mc.eu

Emerald Prison | OP Prison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Emerald Prison is a one-of-a-kind prison experience! Upgrade, automate, and customize your own private Realm as you progress through our unique badge system. Unlock Components and hatch Companions that destroy blocks for you in all of your various Mine types – each of which provides a unique boost to your progress. Prestige your pickaxe and equip animated cosmetics that allow your enchantments to shine.

There are many more features to check out, so join us and our community today to get started!

IP: play.EmeraldPrisonMC.com Discord: https://discord.gg/EmeraldPrison

EmeraldPrisonMC.com

TacoLand

Skywars

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchantments Applied:	133
Dragons Tamed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9

Hello, Welcome! TacoLand is a SkyWars 1.8.x server without lag. Not premium and if you vote for it you can get great benefits like free tortillas. So what are you waiting for? Enter now and invite your friends to get to know our great server 😀 We are waiting for you!

mc.tacoland.es

Journey Gaming

Economy, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Start your Journey now! Website: http://journeygaming.com/ IP: play.journeygaming.com A complete custom Pixelmon Experience, join us for the best Survival Pixelmon has to offer! Featuring a unique version of Pixelmon with new Pokemon including Darkrai, Arceus, Dialga, Palkia, Xereneas and Yveltal!

Featuring: 3 Servers: Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh! ALL pokemon are available on ALL servers! 8 Player Gyms with two different Tiers across all of our servers Custom Content from Move Tutor to GUI Badges to Fly Suits! Special Aura Pokemon obtainable in game! Keys and Crates to obtain random pokemon and In-Game Shops! Vote Parties! Regularly Scheduled competitive Tournaments and Events planned and organized by our staff team!

play.journeygaming.com

DiamondFire

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Void Gems Collected:	34
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Farms Harvested:	227
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

DiamondFire is a Minecraft multiplayer server where players can create their own games! Using DiamondFire’s custom-built visual programming platform, players can construct game logic by simply placing regular Minecraft blocks.

The system is easy to use and requires no prior programming experience. It’s the easiest way for players to create their own Minecraft minigames and share them with the world! There’s no need to set up a server, to know how to write code, or to download any client mods. Just join mcdiamondfire.com and get creating!

In February 2016, DiamondFire was named the #1 Minigame Server by the Minecraft Forum! Our server has consistently been praised for its unique concept and thriving community!

In July 2017, DiamondFire was showcased at the Scratch 2017 Conference in Bordeaux, France! Scratch is a computer science education tool developed by MIT. By providing a block-based coding system directly within Minecraft multiplayer, DiamondFire teaches programming concepts in a unique social environment; this results in high engagement and strong learning outcomes!

Join at mcdiamondfire.com!

mcdiamondfire.com