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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	37	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

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HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Dimension Hops:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	5438	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Emeralds Found:	7544	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Votes:	4354	Dragon Eggs Found:	1991
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	382	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Buildings Constructed:	41
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7635	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Star Shards Collected:	137
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	102
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com

PixelEarth.Ro

Earth, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6543
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

5.252.101.139:25582