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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

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DrugLegends

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
New Chunks Explored:	101927	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

One-of-a-kind Minecraft Drug Server featuring…

[+] 3D Blackjack Games [+] 3D Slot Machines [+] Free F FLY [+] Custom Texturepack [+] KoTH’s and Outpost [+] Dynamic Farming and Spawner Economy [+] Events [+] Unique Custom Enchants [+] PayPal Payouts [+] Bosses

org.druglegends.net

CraftCadia Network

KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	195
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Here at CraftCadia, we strive to have an enjoyable and safe environment for our players. We have a variety of game types for every style of player! We offer classic games such as SkyBlock, Prison, Survival, and KitPVP! A strong point at CraftCadia Network is our ability to listen to player feedback. We do everything in our power to make sure that every player has a voice.

We support Minecraft versions 1.8+

IP: play.craftcadia.com Website: https://craftcadia.com

cadia.co

SkyPrison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

SkyPrison is a prison located hundreds of feet above civilization. This prison consists of several floating islands which you can unlock by ranking up. Rank up by earning money and completing tasks on each island. As you make your way to freedom you may meet some not-so-friendly prisoners. Luckily, guards are there for your protection as long as you obey the prison laws. Fly high with SkyPrison today!

But wait there’s more.

SkyPrison also offers other games to enjoy within the server like paintball, parkour, and more to come! From time to time staff will host events such as SkyPvP, Tnt Spleef, Lavarun, and more original games from which you can earn rewards to advance your rank.

* PVP, Events, Easter Egg Secrets, and Giveaways!

* McMMO, Crates, Cars, Custom Recipes, Chat Games, and more!

Visit our forums https://www.skyprison.net/ for useful information like rules, announcements, commands, staff applications, and more!

Join our Discord community today! https://skyprison.net/discord

Check out the server trailer here: https://youtu.be/wK2AkpdKq_I

mc.skyprison.net

PotatoMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Potions Brewed:	130	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Towns Built:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Potato MC is a high-quality Minecraft Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community.

1.8 -> 1.15 SUPPORT! » Pets » Balanced Economy » No Lag » YouTubers » Custom Plugins

Come join our active community at PLAY.POTATOMC.COM !

play.potatomc.com

Azalel Nation

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Azalel Nation

Azalel Nation was founded on August 5 2013, which was the result of a merger between Azalel Craft and United Craft Nation. Azalel Nation is one of the best Minecraft servers in Indonesia with many features that are always up to date.

-> Survival 1.15.2 -> Skyblock 1.15.2 -> Chocolate (Hardcore Vanilla) 1.15.2 -> Azaland (Minigames) 1.13.2

Server IP: play.azalelnation.com [1.13.2 – 1.15.2]

Website/Forum: https://azalelnation.com Discord: https://discord.azalelnation.com Vote Links: https://vote.azalelnation.com

play.azalelnation.com

ArkFlame Network

Creative, Factions, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Secret Passages Found:	5

ArkFlame Network is a non-premium Minecraft 1.7 – 1.14 server with a wide selection of modes to play alone or with friends.

play.arkflame.com

Minecraft SkyBlock Server

Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Animals Bred:	182	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

SkyBlock server (island survival) The point of the game is to develop your island. The server has island leveling systems. 1. The generation of ore depends on the level of the island; you develop the island and thereby pump up the generator. 2. Possibility to expand the borders of the island. The server is equipped with a voting system for rewards! Convenient server store, auction store and many other useful functions that cannot be described in three sentences, it’s easier to go in and see everything for yourself using the help command /help

kreavetka.ru

Cubeside.de – Deutscher Minecraft Server

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skywars

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Votes:	5063	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Cubeside.de is one of the oldest German Minecraft servers. We offer you: – Freebuild – Server cities – Player Villages – Separate resource and farming worlds – Minigames – Bedwars – Skyblock – Pets – and much more… Contact: www: http://cubeside.de Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/Cubeside/ Teamspeak 3-Server: cubeside.de

cubeside.de

Desteria

Creative, Economy, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8958
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Desteria is one of the longest-running Minecraft Factions networks with the following features:

• Custom classes with perks. Knight, Pirate, Assassin, Mage • Auction house system • Hourly boss fights • Custom tokens system. Mobs drop tokens. • King of the hill • Capability of destroying obsidian with 5 TNT hits • 99.99 uptime, lag-free experience with no expense.

These are only several of dozens of features on Desteria. We optimize our gameplay to the full extent and keep our players in mind. We prefer performance and experience over players, and purchase the highest possible hardware available to host our servers.

We would absolutely love for you to hop on and try our server. We welcome each and every player, and definitely encourage all players to participate within the community on our forums as well. See you around!

If you need anything, contact any member of staff. Or contact me personally! [email protected]

org.desteria.net

No BS Hybrid Multiworld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

This is a No BS approach to MC server hosting. There is no pay to win and you can obtain everything in game. This server is all about fun factor and meeting other great like minded people and having a blast together. We offer a wide range of activities Survival with Factions. Building with Land Claims. Mini Games. Economy. Ranking with no limits and no pay walls. We also offer a RPG world but this feature is currently in Alpha. We also offer a live map of the server : http://mc.gmaxlive.com:8123/

MCnobs.gmaxlive.com:25575

Divictus Gaming

Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114

IP: mc.divictusgaming.com Website: www.DivictusGaming.com

* Custom World * Good PvP * Cars / Bikes * Residence * Many Crates

mc.divictusgaming.com

PokeRivals

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Runes Activated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

PokeRivals offers an environment that is unmatched to any other server. Our community and custom content will take your breath away, and leave you playing for hours on end! Join our everlasting community today at play.pokerivals.com!

Features: > Jobs (earn money any way you choose!) > Community Missions (unlock achievements and awards as a server!) > No Lag [100%]! > Interactive Discord > Lots of Events > Seasons like Fortnite!

We are running Pixelmon Reforged Latest. To install pixelmon, please visit http://www.installpixelmon.com

play.pokerivals.com

MC Badlands

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crops Grown:	5917
Chimeras Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Join us on Discord! https://mcb-disc.docithe.net/

We are primarily a survival server, but we also offer many plugins to build on that experience, protect our players and their builds, and improve the survival experience! PvP is optional!

We have a fantastic, welcoming environment that’s been going strong for years! This isn’t just a big group of random people that play Minecraft on the same server – it’s a giant group of friends. We’ve withstood the test of time. MC Badlands has been around since 2011. This is not a server that’s going to go offline tomorrow. We’ve been here for a long time and we’re not going anywhere! We offer and encourage our players to participate in many play styles.

At the end of the day, MC Badlands offers a the complete experience for any player that’s sure to keep you coming back for more! We look forward to meeting you!

mcb-server.docithe.net

VanillaEvolved

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

Minecraft isn’t what it used to be. Massive minigame server networks dominate the top server lists. Factions has seemingly become part of Minecraft for many. Even if you can manage to find a server that has pure survival mode, it’s not unlikely that the fun will soon be ruined by cheaters, the server will lag and crash, or staff will abuse their power. If you just want to play Minecraft as it was intended to be played, you’ve come to the right place.

Rules: 1. Treat others with the same respect you would want for yourself. 2. Don’t bother trying to cheat, it won’t work. 3. Don’t deliberately cause lag or downtime.

See VE’s PlanetMinecraft listing for more info. http://www.planetminecraft.com/server/vanilla-survival-2418387/

us.vanillaevolved.net

KGB Minecraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4618
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

The server from Serbia, operating since 2011, successfully provides entertainment for players of various ages. We have a lot of different servers, so there is something for everyone.

mc.kgb-minecraft.info