CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Mines Excavated:	3712
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Alien Abductions:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3964	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dragon Scales Harvested:	197	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

What do we offer? Bedwars, Survival with Slimefun & Lucky Blocks, Skypvp, Skywars, Agario, 1v1, Survival Games, Hide and Seek, Quake, Vanilla, Factions,

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Runes Activated:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	9876
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Emeralds Found:	5508	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Void Gems Collected:	30
Divine Spears Created:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Warden City

Survival

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Potions Brewed:	125	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Towns Built:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!