CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread
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Are you a weeby eternal virgin who prefers playing Minecraft over talking to real women? Do you scare away hoes with your conditioned goon vibes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Belle loves kids edition server, where we embrace being pussyfree losers and porn-addicted hand-fuckers. Previous players have given up on ever getting laid and have found solace in our virtual world. Check out our material on the hgoon.booru and censored.booru for some outrageous fun. Resources are available for those who have fully embraced the hand-fucker lifestyle. Join us now and let’s build a Minecraft world where virginity is celebrated!
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ParentalDisapproval Minecraft Server
college, family, Girlfriend, grad school, Graduation, Guilt, Happiness, INDEPENDENCE, Job Search, Lesbian, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, motivation, moving across the country, moving out, ParentalDisapproval, parents, Self-expression, Server, Support, TrustAre you tired of feeling like you have no independence at home? Do you want to escape the watchful eye of your parents and spread your wings in a world of blocks and pixels? Then join our Minecraft server and build your own virtual empire!Imagine a world where you can live with your girlfriend without your mom breathing down your neck. Create a cozy virtual home together and watch your love grow stronger as you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers side by side.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can apply to virtual grad school online and pursue your dream career without anyone judging you. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a thriving virtual life instead?
So come join us on our server, where you can escape the guilt trips and build a life that’s truly your own. It’s like college, but with more explosions and less student loans. Trust us, your mom will thank you for it (eventually).
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PandemicCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the ultimate escape from the real world, where u can, like, build ur own world and stuff. but beware, cuz there’s a new virus going around in this server that could, like, totally cause a pandemic. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join us and see if u can survive the virus and become the ultimate builder in this crazy, wacky world. plus, there’s, like, hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! -
PutinCraftEU
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