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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9164 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
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Join now and leave the real world drama behind! But be warned, if you start crying over a Minecraft chicken, we may have to ban you for excessive emotional outbursts. So come on in and let’s have a good time, unless you’re planning on bringing up any deceased animals from the past century.