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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9809 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1459 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a special grief counseling section for those who need to mourn the loss of virtual pets from 12 years ago. Our therapists are trained in dealing with imaginary animal-related trauma and will ensure that your pixelated cat gets the respect it deserves.
Join now and leave the real world drama behind! But be warned, if you start crying over a Minecraft chicken, we may have to ban you for excessive emotional outbursts. So come on in and let’s have a good time, unless you’re planning on bringing up any deceased animals from the past century.