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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8729 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Magical Moments Shared: | 15 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
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Join now and leave the real world drama behind! But be warned, if you start crying over a Minecraft chicken, we may have to ban you for excessive emotional outbursts. So come on in and let’s have a good time, unless you’re planning on bringing up any deceased animals from the past century.