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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 7128 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Emeralds Found: | 7720 |
Potions Brewed: | 95 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!