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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5463 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 4094 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6931 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!