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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 1719 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 2178 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!