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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 9276 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8566 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 42 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1502 |
Towns Built: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 7405 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 38 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!