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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 885 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!