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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 8761 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Star Shards Collected: | 278 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!