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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 3445 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!