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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2735 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!