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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4979 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 35 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!