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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2608 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 141 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 63 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!